In pools of summer shadewaitng red snapper
hear smiles unborn above.
In pools of summer shade
But things can always be worse. Seriously. Below are two photos taken from an oil rig crew boat Friday afternoon as it closed in on the source of suspicious smoke seen rising over the horizon 45 nm south of Venice, Louisiana. In the background of the first photo is a flybridge sport fisherman burning to the waterline. In the foreground are four men in life jackets clinging to an ice cooler. The second photo is a closer look at the last moments of the boat, which belonged to the father of one the men. (Nice Father's Day present his son gave him, although I guess his son returning alive and uninjured might have taken a bit of the edge off the pain of losing his boat. But probably not.)
Miss Mary, aka Grandma, opening up a can of whup ass on a big snapper.
Heather, Freemanator and their haul.
Over the last couple of weeks, there were multiple reports of blue marlin, yellow fin tuna, and wahoo waiting beyond the horizon to test the mettle of enterprising fishermen, including a first hand report from Wayne Lewis about the 200 plus pound blue marlin he released and the 55 pound wahoo he kept Saturday a week ago and a third hand report from Ed Gobel through Mark Yanora to the Mitchell clan of big yellow fin over toward the rigs a few days ago. I resolved to do my part in thinning out this unexpected bumper crop of Spring pelagics in the northeastern Gulf, and Drew pinky swore he could be counted on to make the trip, excepting only weather. And just as if the Almighty wasn't really All Knowing and wanted to see what Drew would do, a weather window opened early in the week that would not close until Friday night. After factoring in the exigencies of work for those who work, Thursday and Friday was settled upon as the appointed time for our adventure.
Eric, Hammerhead's primary angler, practiced his gaffing technique, proving he needs practice, but managing to get the fish in the box nonetheless.
Not long after my Mahi Moment, I was sitting on the right cover board with my hand on the reel of the bent butt 80, thinking about asking for a refund on my gym membership, when the 50 right behind me went off, drag screaming. "Billfish! Billfish!' Drew shouted from the tower. A white marlin had made a kamikaze run on the Mean Joe Green Cabo Shaker on the long right and scored a direct hit.
I wheeled, grabbed the 50, yelled, "Freeman! Get in the chair!", kicked an advancing Bill Sundberg in the groin, and passed the rod to Freeman as Bill doubled over. At ten, Freeman is too small for the chair, even with the bucket seat straps shortened and the foot rest as far up as it will go. His toes just managed to get some purchase on the foot rest with his fanny on the edge of the seat, and the bucket was no help at all, as you can see in the photo below, so it was all on Freemanator, with quiet encouragement from his father, a lot of counterproductive exhortations from his grandfather, who you can see chirping away in the background, and some judicious boat handling by Drew.
Freemanator was equal to the task, pumping and reeling, level winding, and pretty much ignoring all of my advice, little of which was helpful and none of which was necessary.
Bart leadered the fish, I billed him, and into the boat it came for its close up. If there are any among you who wonder why men fish, look at this boy's face. This was a nice white, Freemanator's first, and it was successfully released without any injury other than to its pride.
Another hour had not passed before Drew called out, "Here she comes! Right side! Right side!" I looked up and saw a cow mahi greyhounding in from two o'clock. She definitely meant business, but lacked control, crashing into the short right, knocking it out of the clip, but missing the hook. She skidded sideways into a sharp clockwise turn, like a running dog trying to get traction on a hardwood floor, and charged the same lure again. This time she found the hook. The drag on the 80 sang out. I took the rod out of the cover board, and turned to find Big Bill already sitting in the chair, grinning like the Chesire Cat. The chair is not too small for Bill, and an 80 is a gracious plenty of rod and reel, so it didn't take long before another 20 plus pound mahi was in the box, although less damage would have been done to the meat if Eric had shot her anywhere near the head with a 20 guage shotgun instead of gaffing her where he did. Practice, practice, practice.
At this point it was only mid-morning, but the action was almost all over. Almost, but not quite. From time to time, we would see big yellow fin busting not far away, jumping clear of the water. But every time we approached, they would go down, and we never found the right combination of meat and plastic to entice them to eat. And our own Captain Ahab, was able to call out from the crow's nest "Whale, ho!" as we passed close to a sperm whale, which saluted us with a spout of water.
Noon found us chugging up the Canyon east of the Dumping Ground in gorgeous blue water. But no birds, no bait, no grass. Good time for lunch. Or a terrorist attack. Unheralded by the usual alarm from Drew in the tower, a white marlin slashes in close, coming from left to right. Knocks down the short left. Knocks down the short right. Pulls drag. Drops the lure. I reel, reel, reel, with Drew overhead yelling, "Reel, reel, reel!" Sure enough, the fish comes in again, wagging bill out of the water, hotter than a $2 pistol on Saturday night. Bart drops back a pitch bait. The terrorist grabs it in its mouth. Turns. Looks back at Bart with contempt in its big ol' eye. Spits out the bait. And is gone.
Then it was over. At 2 PM, with an approaching front threatening to get between us and the house, we picked them up and began the 75 nautical mile run in, tired, happy, and excited. After all, it is only early May.


nser and Nicholas Mallette, and Bart Mitchell.
107:23,24 NKJV) Portugese Man of Wars drifted by. We netted a two inch juvenile flying fish. And we saw what looked like ropes of living bubble wrap, one of which had moved into a shell like a hermit crab.
allenge. Nicholas held onto the back of the harness to make sure that a tip wrap or some other mishap did not result in the loss of my grandson in 1700 feet of water in the middle of the night. In a little under half an hour (the rod and
reel was a 30 with 10 pounds of drag), a more or less legal sword was on the deck, and the incipient legend of the Freemanator had grown a bit more.
lost as many rigs by hanging the wreck as we had caught fish, but we had boated eight scamp, a snowy grouper, which I had never seen before, and three amberjacks, one of which the Freemanator pumped up out of 300 feet of water on a spinning rod.