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Welcome to The Fishing Reports, the official journal of The Ancient and Honorable Order of the Blind Hog. These are the most comprehensive accounts available of the fishing adventures, and of the ruminations on fishing, of the Blind Hogs. In fact, these are the only accounts available, because hogs ain't all that literate.

Mac Stipanovich
High Hog

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Uncharacteristic Brevity

I have fallen behind on my fishing reports. I am going to catch up with a new minimalist approach - less prose and more pictures. But I promise - or threaten, depending on your point of view - to return to my usual prolix propensities in the future.

A few weeks back, Hammerhead went out with Papa, Tenser Malette and Ron King aboard, and got skunked. Yes, skunked. That same day, the Bella Maria brought home 10 mahi and 4 wahoo and had three blue marlin bites, including a double, one of which they released. And Final Dose and Anonymous came in from bottom fishing loaded to the hatches with meat. Plus, the next day Outta Here returned from afar with three yellowfin tuna around 50 pounds each and an 87 pound wahoo. Did I mention that we were skunked? Needless to say, I was disappointed.


For the next couple of weeks the wind blew and I sulked, joining the ranks of bottom fishermen, which brought joy to my women folk, who seldom get to fish on Hammerhead
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Miss Mary, aka Grandma, opening up a can of whup ass on a big snapper.


Heather, Freemanator and their haul.

Rested and undaunted, Hammerhead reentered the fray this past weekend, heading out Saturday night with Papa, Tenser Mallette, Nicholas Mallette, and Chris Coker aboard, looking for blue water and billfish. And we found them. During the day, we had four marlin - two blues and two whites - in the spread, and one of them, a 300 to 350 pound blue found a hook, making Tenser a Marlin Man for the first time.



Papa chirping in Tenser's ear, leaving no hortatory bromide unspoken.



Mano a mano with The Man.


Victory at sea.


Propitiating the Marlin Gods.

And we put three mahi in the box to complement the rum when we arrived home.

























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